A TAILOR SPYIN' ON THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT - I TAKE THE MEASUREMENTS OF INFORMATION AND THEN I SMUGGLE IT!
A TAILOR SPYIN' ON THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT - I TAKE THE MEASUREMENTS OF INFORMATION AND THEN I SMUGGLE IT!
~Samantha the Sherlocked Jedi Nerdfighter
OMGOSH THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteBUT JUST YO- Bursts in HERCULES MULLIGAN!!!!
ReplyDeletePARDON ME, ARE YOU ARON BURR SIR?
ReplyDelete(finish the lyrics)
Aria Tulimi That depends, who's asking?
ReplyDeleteAnya Justin oh well sure, sir, I have been looking for you
ReplyDeleteI'm getting nervous?
ReplyDeleteSir! I heard your name at Princeton, I was seeking an accelerated course of study, when I got kind of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him, it's a blurr, sir, he handles the financials...
ReplyDeleteYou punched the bursur
ReplyDelete"Yes! I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two, then join the revolution."
ReplyDeleteHe looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid
ReplyDelete"So how'd you do it? How did you graduate so fast?"
ReplyDeleteIt was my parents dying wish before they past
ReplyDeleteit was my parents' dying wish before they passed
ReplyDeleteHeather Donahue oops
ReplyDeleteYou're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan!
ReplyDeleteGod, I wish there was a war, then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for!
ReplyDeleteCan I buy you a drink?
ReplyDeleteThat would be nice.
ReplyDeletewhile we're talking let me offer you some free advice
ReplyDeleteTalk Less. Smile More!
ReplyDeleteDon't let them know what you're against or what you're for
ReplyDeleteYou can't be serious!?!
ReplyDeleteYou wanna get ahead?
ReplyDeleteFools who run thier mouths oft wind up dead
ReplyDeleteAYO YO YO WHAT TIME IS IT (SHOWTIME)
ReplyDelete(Shoot)
ReplyDeleteSHOWTIME!
ReplyDeleteLike I said....
ReplyDeleteYO IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE
ReplyDeleteTWO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS, BUT I'M WORKIN' ON THREE
ReplyDeleteTHESE REDCOATS DON'T WANT IT WITH ME
ReplyDeleteCAUSE I WILL BRRA CHICKA BRRRA THESE SCOTTS TILL IM FREE
ReplyDeleteCAUSE I WILL POP CHICK A PROP THESE COPS TILL IM FREE
ReplyDeleteET OUI OUI MON AMI, JE M'APPELLE LAFAYETTE!
ReplyDeleteTHE LANCELOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET
ReplyDeleteI CAME FROM AFAR JUST TO SAY BONSOIR
ReplyDeleteWHO IZ ZE BEST C'EST MOI
ReplyDeleteBRRA BRRA I'M HERCULES MULLIGAN UP IN IT LOVEIN IT
(yes I did just do that)
YES I HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY "COME AGAIN"
ReplyDelete~Samantha the Sherlocked Jedi Nerdfighter
AAYYYYYYY
ReplyDeleteLOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HORSES, OF COURSE
ReplyDeleteIT'S HARD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE OVER FOUR SETS OF CORSETS
ReplyDeleteNo more sex, pour me another brew, son
ReplyDeleteLet’s raise a couple more to the revolution
Well, if it isn't the prodigy of Princeton college!
ReplyDelete(Aria Tulimi it's C'est, but you got close. :)
Aaron Burr! Give us a verse, drop some knowledge
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that, you're taking a stand
ReplyDeleteYou spit, Ima sit, we'll see where we land! (BOO!)
ReplyDeleteBurr the revolutions eminent what do you stall for
ReplyDelete(+Mary Rezin oohh thanks I was wondering how it was spelled)
If you stand for nothing Burr, what will you fall for?!
ReplyDeleteWho?
ReplyDeleteWho are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who's this kid, what's he gonna do?
ReplyDeleteI am not throwing away my shot!
ReplyDeleteI AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
ReplyDeleteHEY YO IM JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY IM YOUNG SCRAPPY AND HUNGRY AND IM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
Ima scholarship to kings college, I gotta lotta brains but no polish
ReplyDeleteI gotta holler just to be hear, with every word, I drop knowledge.
ReplyDeleteonly 19 but my mind is older, these new york city streets are getting colder
ReplyDeleteThe plan is to fan this spark into a flame!
ReplyDeleteI AM THE A-L
ReplyDelete-E-X
ReplyDelete-A-N
ReplyDeleteE-R WE ARE MEANT TO BE A COLONY THAT RUNS INDEPENDENTLY
ReplyDeleteEssentially, they tax us relentlessly
ReplyDeleteThen King George turns around, runs a spending' spree!
ReplyDeleteHe ain't ever gonna set his descendants free
ReplyDeleteSo there will be a revolution in this century!
ReplyDeleteENTER ME (he says in parentheses)
ReplyDeleteDon't be shocked when your history book mentions me
ReplyDeleteI will lay down my life if it sets us free
ReplyDeleteLet's have another SHOT!
ReplyDeleteI DREAM OF LIFE WITHOUT A MONARCHY...
ReplyDelete~Samantha the Sherlocked Jedi Nerdfighter
THE UNREST IN FRANCE WILL LEAD TO ONARCHY
ReplyDeleteONARCHY? HOW YOU SAY, HOW YOU SAY--ANARCHY! WHEN I FIGHT, I MAKE THE OTHER SIDE PANICKY WITH MY
ReplyDeleteYO IM A TAILOR'S APPRENTICE, AND I GOT Y'ALL KNUCKLEHEADS IN LOCO PARENTIS
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna take a SHOT!
ReplyDeleteUntil those in bondage have the same rights as you and me!
ReplyDeleteYou and I, do or die!
ReplyDeleteGeniuses! Lower your voices, you'll keep out of trouble if you double your choices
ReplyDeleteBurr, check what we've got, Mr. Lafayette hard rock like Lancelot, I think your pants look hot, Laurens I like you a lot
ReplyDeleteLet's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin the pot!
ReplyDeletePoppin' a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not
ReplyDeleteA bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists
ReplyDeleteGive me a position, sHOW ME WHERE THE AMMUNITION IS!
ReplyDeleteOh am I talking too loud?
ReplyDeleteSometimes I get overexcited, shoot off at the mouth
ReplyDeleteI never had a group of friends before, I promise I'll make you proud.
ReplyDeleteLet's get this guy in front of a crowd!
ReplyDeleteI AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
ReplyDeleteHEY YO IM JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY IM YOUNG SCRAPPY AND HUNGRY AND IM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
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