I am 100% convinced that Uncle Vernon could have soloed Voldemort. Like, I dunno, sat on him or something.


I am 100% convinced that Uncle Vernon could have soloed Voldemort. Like, I dunno, sat on him or something.
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~AbsoLugia the Dhampir High-Functioning Sociopath of Asgard

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  1. Misao “Cinder” FireheartNovember 29, 2016 at 6:33 AM

    Vernon would be red in the face, in tears, as he hits him with his company car yelling, "CURSE POTTER FOR TALKING ME INTO THIS!"

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  2. Shairagavi SNovember 29, 2016 at 1:12 PM

    Vernon: DUDDERS GIMME YOUR SMELTINGS STICK

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